Captain's Table

Mark Austen

This used to be a personal introduction to me, but it keeps on changing and I cannot be too bothered to keep it up to date. If you really want to find out more about me then you will have to meet me. You could try to email me I suppose, but since I do not know who you are, your email will go to the spam folder and be deleted. I do this with all unsolicited email and email from people I do not know.

So, unless you happen to bump into me on the street, I guess that you are not going to find about much about me. You did not really want to anyway, did you?

Oh, and if you don't really want to look at he photos and I can't blame you for that, I can tell you that I have a beard and I wear a kilt. That ought to put you off completely.

Ciao